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Riding a Dead Horse The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed from one generation to the next, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. But in modern business, education and government, because heavy investment factors are taken into consideration, other strategies are often tried with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip

2. Changing riders

3. Threatening the horse with termination

4. Appointing a committee to study the horse

5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses

6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included

7. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living impaired"

8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse

9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed

10. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance

11. Doing a productivity study to determine if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance

12. Declaring that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore contributes more to the bottom line than some of the other horses.

13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements of all horses

and as a final strategy.......

14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

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