Sitting
on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police
Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He
thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching
the car, he notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and
three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously
confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly
the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am,"
the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that
driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other
drivers."
"Slower
than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two
miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The
State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the
speed limit.
A
bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her
error.
"But
before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... is everyone in this car OK? These
women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole
time," the officer asks with concern.
"Oh,
they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."